Cheese

well, i was thinking about it and i just had to write a quick ode to cheese. it is definitely my favorite food and the reason why i cannot go on any of those trendy diets and lose this other person that follows me around and strangely looks as if i am wearing an inner tube all the time. but seriously, or not so seriously. cheese is the perfect food. you can do dang near anything with it, except power your car...but i'm working on it. ok, not really. cheese...the breakfast, lunch and dinner of champions. toss in a little "coupon vodka" and you've got the perfect meal! bon appetit.